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Traveling the old Oregon Trail as an infant, my family's wagon train was attacked by a group of soviet backed communist Indians. Rockets rained down upon the frail circle of cloth covered wagons protecting my fellow pioneers, but only I was to survive. The guidance chip from one of the rockets flew across the air in a cloud of debris and punctured my skull, lodging itself in the thalamus of my brain. Miraculously, my body did not reject the chip and I lived, gaining bionic vision - the capability to analyze everything in my sight simultaneously at super-computational speeds. Left unconscious in a burning ring of fire, I was picked up by coyotes and raised as one of their own. I now roam the land with my partner Frisky, a domestic house cat genetically enhanced by the evil Canadian government for super size, speed, and intelligence. Together, we fight injustice wherever it rears its ugly head. In my spare time, I go to college and like, watch movies and play music and stuff.

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